Dork apotimus.

YO jeebs. Me mate simon is a horney prick. after he smokes a few loaded darts hes horny as fuck, we sprinkled his balls with some holy water and that only made things worse. we took him to the vet to even get him knackered but they wont do humans. He jerks off at work at least 4 times a day that i see, looks at porn on his phone when he gets a break, and never leaves the house after 4pm cos hes rooting his elderly neighbour. Basically god im praying that his libido relaxes so he can get a break in life and that his neighbour Mirtel gets a new hip paid for on medicare. Hes grinding the old chooks hips to dust. I PRAY FOR YOU SIMON. HEAR ME GOD...or satan.

Received: December 15, 2019